If the title alone doesn't get you excited to watch the video, then perhaps I can sweeten the deal. If you watch the video, then the next time I see you I will buy you candy. You can choose the type; but I get to choose the quantity (I'm not buying a half-ton of Jolly Ranchers, you greedy wankers).

Lance Armstrong.

It'll make sense later.

http://www.c3presents.com/Video/sultan_preview.mov